Parasaurolophus: when this line is straight, everyone will suddenly love you.
A Parasaurolophus sits atop of a branch basking in the glow of the nearly Full Moon.
Parasaurolophus: you piss on the present.
When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you…
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I know, you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead,…
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Parasaurolophus: you matter and don’t give up.
Parasaurolophus: early sighting of the solar eclipse
Parasaurolophus: Success isn’t owned. It’s leased.
Success isn’t owned. It’s leased. And rent is due every day.
Read MoreParasaurolophus: how to win at life?
How to win at life? Step 1: let people do what they need to do…
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